Caravans
If Caravans are your thing how about this row of A Grades?
Now you are in the Caravan section. Before you read on please take note of the following: if you order a four berth please make sure your gang of 4 are close, because you quite literally sleep side by side and elbow each other all night. Feeling the ripple of a rather over filled Husband is not grounds for divorce, so please don't make me play a marriage councilor again (you know who you are, and stay off the fiber). More importantly don't order a 4 berth and then turn up looking like the New Zealand All Blacks front row, because at that stage, the best I can do is offer a "shoe horn!"
All A and B Grade Caravans have a Gas heater and all Caravans have a Battery (for light). Some may have Loos but they won't be working and some may have Showers but again they also won't be working. They simply provide an area for sleep. Loos and Showers are provided a short distance from your caravans. Each caravan sleeps 1, 2, 3 or 4 and it helps if the 4 know each other well, as the layout is simple and open. These are priced at £580+VAT for a D grade to £860+VAT for an A grade, per caravan for the duration festival.
One main point to note: Don't start thinking that because there are only two people you can still order a 4 berth. 4 berths are always in short supply so if we take a booking for 2 people you will be given a 2 berth. Before you throw you hands up in horror and shout foul, the floor space in a 4 berth is very often the same as a 2 berth, which is why 2 berths and 4 berths are priced the same.
Please remember our Caravans are not hooked up to mains electricity, do not have a phone line, television or a mini bar. They are a place to put your head down in the dry, on a bed, with privacy, while avoiding having to pitch a tent.
Please note the following pictures are for guidance only
You can tell this is an A grade Caravan by the wheel Lock (they don't want this puppy stolen). These are very young caravans and in fantastic condition. Some of you, like me might raise an eyebrow or six at the interior, but when the rain starts you'll be the one with a smug look on your face shouting "come on every one, back to my place!" Yours for the Festival at £860 +vat.
On A Grade caravans, we will be asking for a £200 deposit. This will be returned in cash by Ben (Caravan Manager) when you depart.
This is your typical C & B grade caravan. They are not as old as a D Grade but they also keep you dry and warm and are yours for £650 +vat for the C (that's the one on the right) and £750 +vat for the B.
These are your typical D grade caravans. They are old but they keep you dry and warm and its all yours for £580 +vat for the festival.
Bringing your own Caravan or tent
Don't turn up with anything too ugly as we won't let you put it up or park it. Space for your own caravan or tent is £200 +vat. This entitles you to an area measuring 20ft by 20ft (power and water supplied).
Bedding sets
Bedding sets can be purchased to save you having to bring all this sort of stuff. They consist of one pillow, one pillowcase, one Sleeping bag, one travel rug and one towel. Price for this is £115 +vat per set.